1. Name, please.  Brendan Padraig Horgan

2. Approximate Age?  17

3. Are you happy in your life?
 Yah, I am pretty awesome

4. Do you feel like anything is missing?
 From time to time

5. Do you plan on being a musician/artist/writer?
 Nope

6. Do you think you are artistic? 
Not too much

7. Have you ever tried hard drugs?
 Nope

8. If so, have they changed your life?
 Well no

9. What age would you like to die? Never, dying terrifies me

10. Would you let your kids smoke weed?
 Yah, if I never caught them

11. Are you an angry person?
 Only toward the ignorant

12. Do you laugh a lot, but don’t really mean it?  Nope, I only spit the truth

13. Do you like to think you are popular?  No

14. Describe your most terrifying dream?  Dying

15. What band would you die to see live?
 K’naan

16. How would you like to die?  By not dying

17. Whats your opinion on self-mutilation?
 Too much of a sissy to do it

18. Do you believe in capitalism?
 Ehh, look what it has gotten the US

19. Communism?
 If I ruled then yes, but no one can get it right

20. Libertarianism?
 If it didn’t get out of hand

21. Would you rather be an anarchist or a socialite?  Socialite

22. Freedom of speech or controlled society?
 Freedom of Speech

23. Obama or Bush?
 Putin

24. Would you consider yourself intelligent?
 Yes

25. When was the last time you cried?
 When I was 8

26. When was the last time you laughed?  10 minutes ago

27. Who is your last text from? Madde Grant

28. What did it say?
Yes I am just watchin home vidoes of Melissa as a child… Sleep tight

29. Ever had your butt kicked?
 No, I do the butt kicking

30. What’s your middle name?
 Ruffner/ Padraig (I like the later much better)

31. Single or taken?
 Middle ground

32. If taken, do you love this person?
 N/A

33. If single, what are you looking for in someone?
 Inteligent, shares some of my passions

34. Sex or love?
 Love, sex comes with it

35. Who is your best friend?
 Saul Rosen

36. Why is this person your best friend?
 He is a jewish version of me

37. Are you moody?
 I wouldn’t say so

38. Are you depressed?
 Definitely not

39. What do you think of abortion?
 Not my body

40. Are you in a good mood today?
 Yes

41. If not, why are you not?
 N/A

42. Are you afraid of the swine flu?
 No

43. Are you afraid to be yourself?  Nope, I prefer to have some alone time every once and a while

44. What would you label yourself?  A BOSS/ Champion

45. Do you live with your parents?
 Yes

46. How many siblings do you have?
 3

47. Do you wear skinny jeans?
 Nope, I couldn’t fit in them (giant muscles)

48. Are you emo?
 Far from it

49. Are you aware that all emo kids look exactly the same?  Unfortunately yes

50. Are you a hater?
 Against the ignorant

51. Are you anti-racist?
 No

52. Explain your personality in 2 words.
 Don’t. Care.

53. What do you wish your name was?
 
Some thing more Irish

54. How old do you want to be when you get married?
 37

55. What do you want to name your kids?  Padraig, Elizabeth, Alexandra, Sean, Siobhan

56. What kind of hairstyle do you want?  Dredlocks (but not really)

57. When was the last time you brushed your teeth?  This morning

58. What are you wearing right now?  Shorts and a t-shirt

59. Say something random.  There is a huge asshole in this line

60. What do you wear to bed?  Boxers/ nothing

61. What color is your underwear?  Plaid

62. Am I getting too personal?  No, your cool

63. Whats your view on cats?  Whatevs

64. Dogs?  Whatevs

65. Do you think the drug culture is misunderstood?  Very much so

66. Are you a fan of Hunter S Thompson?  Not really I think he is a little pretentious

67. Do you read literature?  Sometimes, I like non-fiction much better

68. Do you love horror movies?  Not particulary

69. Whats your favorite one? N/A

70. Do you like comedies?  Yes

71. Are you a smoker?  A cigar when I can

72. Do you smoke cigars/cigarillos?  Same thing

73. Do you have anger problems?  I don’t think so

74. Do you know someone who has a mental illness?  Yes

75. Have you had someone close to you die of cancer?  Not yet

76. What do you want to be next Halloween?  Couldn’t tell you

77. What grade are you in?  Rising Senior

78. When do you graduate?  June 2011

79. Do you talk to yourself?  From time to time

80. What color are your toenails?  Clear

82. Nice eyes?  Maybe, I can’t see them

84. Got a black eye?  Not now but I have

85. Nose bleed?  Not that I can remember

86. Ever been so mad you cried?  No, I get quiet angry

87. What is your favorite quote?  ”Only the educated are free” -Epictetus

88. Are you listening to anything right now?  Yes, Shakira

89. What are you addicted too?
 Sailing

90. Do you like silver hair?
 Yah, I guess

91. Would you ever fight a famous boxer?
 God no

92. Could you take on kimbo slice?
 No way

93. Can you even fist fight?
 Yes

95. Are you in good physical condition?
 Yah

96. Do you get creeped out by puppets?
 No

97. If you could be any celebrity for one day, who would you be?  Shakira

98. Do you have any phobias?
 Not that I have encountered yet

99. Ever been mauled by a wild animal?  No

100. Do you think you could be a Suicide Girl?  No

101. What about a playboy bunni?
 Lacking breasts

102. Are you an insomniac?
 No, I sleep like brick

103. Do you take birth control?
 I am unable to birth a human, so… no

104. Are these questions pointless?
 Depends on who you are

105. Favorite color?
 Probably royal purple or fire engine red

1 part Pressure Hose

4 parts Fresh Water

16 parts J 24

Season to taste with scrub brush. bake at 95° for 1.5 hours or until sun burnt.

Seek the China Sea, I slam tracks like quarterbacks sacks from L.T.
Now why try and test, the Rebel INS?
Blessed since the birth, I earth-slam your best
Cause I bake the cake, then take the cake
and eat it, too, with my crew while we head state to state!

And if you want beef, then bring the ruckus
Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin ta fuck with
Straight from the motherfucking slums that’s busted
Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin ta fuck with