Ohh Wee, What's up with that

This is the only reason I would ever think about working in an...

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:26:25 -0500

This is the only reason I would ever think about working in an office.

Cool Article about Soviet Russia and its Mysteries

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 00:37:58 -0400

Cool Article about Soviet Russia and its Mysteries

Many pictures layered over one another to create the average...

Fri, 20 May 2011 17:15:51 -0400

Many pictures layered over one another to create the average face for a specific nationality. This is beautiful and really damn deep.

Courtesy of kuvaton.com

Just gettin’ my stretch on

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:38:14 -0400

Just gettin’ my stretch on

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Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:25:59 -0400

One of THOSE Questionnaires

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:07:16 -0400

1. Name, please. Brendan Padraig Horgan

2. Approximate Age? 17

3. Are you happy in your life?  Yah, I am pretty awesome

4. Do you feel like anything is missing?  From time to time

5. Do you plan on being a musician/artist/writer?  Nope

6. Do you think you are artistic?  Not too much

7. Have you ever tried hard drugs?  Nope

8. If so, have they changed your life?  Well no

9. What age would you like to die? Never, dying terrifies me

10. Would you let your kids smoke weed?  Yah, if I never caught them

11. Are you an angry person?  Only toward the ignorant

12. Do you laugh a lot, but don’t really mean it? Nope, I only spit the truth

13. Do you like to think you are popular? No

14. Describe your most terrifying dream? Dying

15. What band would you die to see live?  K’naan

16. How would you like to die? By not dying

17. Whats your opinion on self-mutilation?  Too much of a sissy to do it

18. Do you believe in capitalism?  Ehh, look what it has gotten the US

19. Communism?  If I ruled then yes, but no one can get it right

20. Libertarianism?  If it didn’t get out of hand

21. Would you rather be an anarchist or a socialite? Socialite

22. Freedom of speech or controlled society?  Freedom of Speech

23. Obama or Bush?  Putin

24. Would you consider yourself intelligent?  Yes

25. When was the last time you cried?  When I was 8

26. When was the last time you laughed? 10 minutes ago

27. Who is your last text from? Madde Grant

28. What did it say? Yes I am just watchin home vidoes of Melissa as a child… Sleep tight

29. Ever had your butt kicked?  No, I do the butt kicking

30. What’s your middle name?  Ruffner/ Padraig (I like the later much better)

31. Single or taken?  Middle ground

32. If taken, do you love this person?  N/A

33. If single, what are you looking for in someone?  Inteligent, shares some of my passions

34. Sex or love?  Love, sex comes with it

35. Who is your best friend?  Saul Rosen

36. Why is this person your best friend?  He is a jewish version of me

37. Are you moody?  I wouldn’t say so

38. Are you depressed?  Definitely not

39. What do you think of abortion?  Not my body

40. Are you in a good mood today?  Yes

41. If not, why are you not?  N/A

42. Are you afraid of the swine flu?  No

43. Are you afraid to be yourself? Nope, I prefer to have some alone time every once and a while

44. What would you label yourself? A BOSS/ Champion

45. Do you live with your parents?  Yes

46. How many siblings do you have?  3

47. Do you wear skinny jeans?  Nope, I couldn’t fit in them (giant muscles)

48. Are you emo?  Far from it

49. Are you aware that all emo kids look exactly the same? Unfortunately yes

50. Are you a hater?  Against the ignorant

51. Are you anti-racist?  No

52. Explain your personality in 2 words.  Don’t. Care.

53. What do you wish your name was?   Some thing more Irish

54. How old do you want to be when you get married?  37

55. What do you want to name your kids? Padraig, Elizabeth, Alexandra, Sean, Siobhan

56. What kind of hairstyle do you want? Dredlocks (but not really)

57. When was the last time you brushed your teeth? This morning

58. What are you wearing right now? Shorts and a t-shirt

59. Say something random. There is a huge asshole in this line

60. What do you wear to bed? Boxers/ nothing

61. What color is your underwear? Plaid

62. Am I getting too personal? No, your cool

63. Whats your view on cats? Whatevs

64. Dogs? Whatevs

65. Do you think the drug culture is misunderstood? Very much so

66. Are you a fan of Hunter S Thompson? Not really I think he is a little pretentious

67. Do you read literature? Sometimes, I like non-fiction much better

68. Do you love horror movies? Not particulary

69. Whats your favorite one? N/A

70. Do you like comedies? Yes

71. Are you a smoker? A cigar when I can

72. Do you smoke cigars/cigarillos? Same thing

73. Do you have anger problems? I don’t think so

74. Do you know someone who has a mental illness? Yes

75. Have you had someone close to you die of cancer? Not yet

76. What do you want to be next Halloween? Couldn’t tell you

77. What grade are you in? Rising Senior

78. When do you graduate? June 2011

79. Do you talk to yourself? From time to time

80. What color are your toenails? Clear

82. Nice eyes? Maybe, I can’t see them

84. Got a black eye? Not now but I have

85. Nose bleed? Not that I can remember

86. Ever been so mad you cried? No, I get quiet angry

87. What is your favorite quote? ”Only the educated are free” -Epictetus

88. Are you listening to anything right now? Yes, Shakira

89. What are you addicted too?  Sailing

90. Do you like silver hair?  Yah, I guess

91. Would you ever fight a famous boxer?  God no

92. Could you take on kimbo slice?  No way

93. Can you even fist fight?  Yes

95. Are you in good physical condition?  Yah

96. Do you get creeped out by puppets?  No

97. If you could be any celebrity for one day, who would you be? Shakira

98. Do you have any phobias?  Not that I have encountered yet

99. Ever been mauled by a wild animal? No

100. Do you think you could be a Suicide Girl? No

101. What about a playboy bunni?  Lacking breasts

102. Are you an insomniac?  No, I sleep like brick

103. Do you take birth control?  I am unable to birth a human, so… no

104. Are these questions pointless?  Depends on who you are

105. Favorite color?  Probably royal purple or fire engine red

Recipe to Get Rid of a Blister

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:44:25 -0400

1 part Pressure Hose

4 parts Fresh Water

16 parts J 24

Season to taste with scrub brush. bake at 95° for 1.5 hours or until sun burnt.

If you want the beef...

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 15:11:35 -0400

Seek the China Sea, I slam tracks like quarterbacks sacks from L.T.
Now why try and test, the Rebel INS?
Blessed since the birth, I earth-slam your best
Cause I bake the cake, then take the cake
and eat it, too, with my crew while we head state to state!

And if you want beef, then bring the ruckus
Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin ta fuck with
Straight from the motherfucking slums that’s busted
Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin ta fuck with

Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira performed at the FIFA World Cup...

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:40:57 -0400

Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira performed at the FIFA World Cup Opening ceremonies. She is such a great artist and a interesting singer.

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Shakira’s new song for the FIFA World Cup. (I do nat have...

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 01:05:01 -0400

Shakira’s new song for the FIFA World Cup.

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Oh nature how you amuse me so

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:13:02 -0400

Oh nature how you amuse me so

War by Hypnotic Brass Ensemble (I do not own, have rights to or...

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:19:01 -0400

War by Hypnotic Brass Ensemble

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Someone, who is a god, took Hypnotic Brass Ensemble’s song...

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:10:50 -0400

Someone, who is a god, took Hypnotic Brass Ensemble’s song War and overlaid Freeway, Jay-Z and Beanie Sigel. It’s wicked pissah’.

Shakira has still got it. This is the song that she opened her...

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:19:00 -0400

Shakira has still got it. This is the song that she opened her performance at the ceremonies with.

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19 Reasons why Rugby is BETTER than Football

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:32:00 -0400

How can football be called beautiful when players fall over every five paces? Now, a rolling maul, when a phalanx of eight men drives the ball 30 yards, that is real beauty.
Wayne Shelford, the former All Blacks No 8, had his scrotum ripped open by France and played on. Dida, the AC Milan goalkeeper, got flicked on the cheek by a fan and was carried off.
Children are always welcome at rugby games and often toddlers wander up and down the touchline without fear. If you kick one between the uprights, it’s three points.
An overheard phone conversation from a football fan behind me at the Varsity match a few years ago: “It’s very different to Villa Park, everyone is drinking from hip flasks.”
Supporters are trusted to watch the game side-by-side without armed police at hand. Getting plastered in the clubhouse with the opposition’s fans afterwards is encouraged.
Apart from Gabby Logan, who was famous before she married Kenny, can you name a single famous rugby wife or girlfriend? No? And isn’t that an excellent thing?
Football songs are dull, repetitive and lack much wit. Rugby songs, especially if sung by the Welsh, are tuneful and fun. Even the one about the bishop and the celery.
Rugby fans treat match officials with the esteem they deserve. “Watch out for the high tackles, sir,” they shout. Where as football players scream: “Are you ****ing blind, sir? You w*****, sir.”
Why do footballers make such a song and dance of everything? If you aren’t injured, don’t fall over. If you get thumped, thump him back – and then have a drink together.
Having avoided organised sports for a year due to chronic obesity, I now realise rugby was a far more inclusive team game than soccer and I want to play again. Instead of being isolated for hours on the wing with nobody passing the ball to you, at least rugby allows gangs of players to jump on top of you. You really feel like you belong.
Hundreds of Munster fans can play (dis)organised rugby in Cardiff’s Mary St, crashing into walls and parked cars, in front of bemused bobbies and it’s all good-natured fun. A few loons from Bohs and Rovers meet and there’s carnage.
Drinking, eating and bringing young children is more acceptable at rugby matches in these isles. Soccer matches are either naked warfare (Premiership) or else privately embarrassing, cult experiences (Eircom League).
Nobody in Irish international rugby has a commercial interest in any of its current players. Full stop.
Irish rugby coach Eddie O’Sullivan says quirky things like “ducks in-a-row”, “in the hopper” and “full bag of chips”. Brian O’Driscoll says things like “B of the bang”. Soccer’s Steve Staunton says “whatever” a lot while his striker Robbie Keane says “obviously” all the time.
At Lansdowne Road, the inestimably refined PA man at rugby matches adds a touch of class, never intrudes on the action and reminds one of innocent amateur days of yore. At soccer matches, the PA man is like a Hawaiian T-Shirt-wearing motormouth DJ at a 21st birthday in Break for the Border armed only with the Best of the Furey’s and Black Lace’s Greatest Hits. “Let’s parteee!”
Munster, who, unlike the pre-Celtic Tiger dating hype surrounding the Irish soccer ‘army’, have the best fans in the world, defeated the formidable All Blacks at Thomond Park in 1978. No Irish soccer team has ever beaten New Zealand.
Rugby players aren’t recidivist cheats and don’t swear at the referee. Soccer players dive, feign injury, abuse the men in black and try to get opponents sent off.
Rugby is an all-island sport. Soccer remains tainted by partition, sectarianism and division.
Rugby’s Heineken Cup and Six Nations schedule produces consistent, overseas treats from romantic Paris to eternal Rome, sprawling Australia to giddy Argentina, vibrant San Sebastian to comely Edinburgh.

What a Champ

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 18:18:30 -0400

What a Champ

And as God said to his disciples once they make a third Twilight...

Mon, 31 May 2010 22:03:02 -0400

And as God said to his disciples once they make a third Twilight movie I shall create a hole for the new prophet to lead the people who have false worship for Twilight into. Thus ending the masses the pray to a falsified God that is not his holiness.

95 reasons why Twilight sucks

Tue, 25 May 2010 18:02:09 -0400

1.Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward. 
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide. 
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly herself. 
6. The books aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing. 
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken by the end of the series. 
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by more esteemed authors. 
9. The world population will come to an end because all girls who read this book will think they are Bella and will wait for their Edward to come until they are old. And he’ll never come. 
10. Bella almost dies fifty thousand times, but Edward always saves her. This is boring. 
11. Edward is too perfect and has no flaws either. Even vampires should have flaws besides wanting to suck human blood because it’s natural to them. 
12. The reason the books became so popular is because Bella has no personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes. 13. If Bella is so ‘plain’, why do so many guys fall for her within the first two chapters? 
14. Bella teaches women to let the man handle everything, which pretty much is a huge step backward for women everywhere, who have fought for equality. 
15. Isn’t it convenient that her father always leaves her alone and doesn’t question her? Real parents aren’t that way. 
16. Lack of character development. 
17. Bella is a useless, whining, doll that suddenly has become the idol for girls everywhere. 
18. People say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Guess what? WRONG. 
19. Edward is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything. 
20. It’s too cliché. 
21. This book contains no real sex, so it’s not really a vampire novel. 
22. Read Anne Rice - those are vampires, not the girly men that Meyer has created. 
23. You don’t have to describe the character every two pages, we know all about Edward’s ‘perfectly toned chest’ the fourth time she mentions it. 
24. Bella reflects upon herself through the entire novel to tell important plot developments. Hey Meyer, ever heard of “Show, don’t tell”? 
25. She never uses the word fangs in the entire book series, and it’s supposedly about vampire. 
26. Her vampires sparkle. Enough said. 
27. Supposedly Meyer never uses the word ‘said’ in the entire first book, instead using breath. 
28. There is too much face touching. 
29. It’s predictable, and childish. 
30. We read the entire series just to laugh at the stupidity of it. 
31. Meyer can’t think of original names. The only original name she used was Rennesme, which is combination of two names and doesn’t count. 
32. Vampires can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER! 
33. Vampire baseball was just a disgrace. 
34. People think Meyer is the best writer ever. 
35. The plot drags on forever, when it really could have been completed in two books. 
36. Wow, yet another ‘original’ plot of forbidden love. 
37. Why is it called the Twilight Series if only one book is titled Twilight? 
38. It’s too easy to mock. Go on Youtube, how many mocks on Twilight do you see? 
39. They use a drug reference in a book written for ten-year-olds. 
40. Stephanie Meyer creates some interesting characters ie: Jasper and Alice. She then ignores them, and gives them no development. 
41. Every Other Facebookbumper sticker is about Twilight/Edward. EVERY OTHER ONE. 
42. Fangirls are so blinded by their love for Edward that they don’t realize the book is terrible. 
43. Stephen King agrees that Stephanie Meyer can’t write ‘worth a darn’. 
44. It’s stupid. 
45. Bella. 
46. Bella is Edward’s beard. 
47. Meyer wrote four books about nothing, really. 
48. Straight men sparkle? 
49. It’s teeming with grammatical errors. 
50. Bella Swan means beautiful swan, which is horribly cheesy. 
51. Edward Cullen is sparkly; crows like sparkly things. 
52. Do any guys actually like Twilight? 
53. If the first 200 pages of your book rely on the mystery of a character’s identity, don’t slap “First, Edward was a vampire” on the back cover. 
54. There’s far too little actual conflict in the story. But this probably stems from having a flawless main character. 
55. They fall in love way too quickly and it seems fake because no one falls in love instantly, especially teenagers. 
56. They only love each other because she smells good and he’s hot. There’s no other given reason why. 
57. It’s just not healthy to teach young girls that True Love involves the guy watching you while you sleep. 
58. Edward is HOT. We get it. 
59. She had only been in Forks for a month when Edward had been watching her sleep for two months. 
60. There’s something disturbing about Carlisle turning only teenagers into vampires. 
61. All Twilight fans are insane, proved by several responses to criticism such as… “What is your name, address and phone number, just so that i can track you down ank kill You with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM READING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!” 
62. And this… “do you WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like mysef at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? you shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet.” 
63. And this… “you must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if you cannot appreciate the quality of this art…..YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!”  
64. Isn’t funny how Twilight fans can’t spell and use proper capitalization? By the way,61, 62, and 63 are real quotes. 
65. The reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because she doesn’t have one. 
66. T. Pain would totally win Bella’s heart and beat up Edward because he’s on a boat. 
67. Edward hits on the school faculty to get out of classes. 
68. We applaud Stephanie Meyer, as she’s got to be a rich woman by now, having found her forte in the insane cult of teenage girls who go rabid over her writings. 
69. Vampires vs. werewolves (isn’t that a Facebook application and such a original idea?) 
70. There’s nothing worse than a fan girl going insane over a fictional guy. It’s rather pathetic actually, so, um, yeah, get a life and keep reading those books, chickies. 
71. This book was not worth the paper on which it was printed. 
72. Bella has no goals and no future, her life revolves around Edward. 
73. WWJTFD: What Would a Judgmental Twilight Fan Do? Answer: attempt to attack with the ‘cool vampire powers’ they gained from reading the series. Awesome! 
74. Even if you like the book, it doesn’t live up to its hype. 
75. Edward is a good VILF, that’s it. 
76. “And I cried numerous times upon realising there would never be an Edward in this world.” – quoted from Almuvira Anona on Yahoo Answers. 77. A hundred years difference = pedophile. 
78. It’s a co-dependent relationship stripped down to the bare essentials. Girl: “I can’t live without you. I want to change myself to be with you.” Boy: “If you leave me, I will kill myself.” 
79. Stephanie Meyer must really be into pedophilia: first Edward and Bella, now Jacob and Renesseme? SPOILER. 
80. New hot couple name for Bella and Edward = Bedward 81. You may think Edward Cullen is smart and fast, but Chuck Norris could take him. 
82. Bella’s only deep thoughts are, ‘Edward is so perfect. I love him.’ 
83. The only reason I kept reading was to see if Bella could redeem herself by getting over him. 
84. Jacob, who didn’t abuse Bella and was nice to her, was dumped and she chose Edward. Hmm, masochistic much? 
85. Ms. Meyer writes the way I did when I was twelve years old, doodling in my journal. 
86. “It would have been much better if Jacob and Edward discovered they were gay: no sequels, no whiny Bella. Amen to that.” 
87. Many people have enjoyed the making of this, many have helped with it too…in other words lots of people hate Twilight.
88. You are allowed to have your own opinion, just like we are allowed to have ours. Get over it. Twilight fans don’t seem to understand that though and attack at the mention of flaw in the book. 
89. Light Yagami doesn’t approve of Twilight so neither should you. 
90. “Cause it’s dumb.” – Random Person on the Street 
91. “It’s annoying as hell.” – Random Person on the Street #2 
92. Martin Luther would not have not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime. 
93. Harry Potter could beat Edward any day with his magic powers. 
94. It’s offensive to the entire human race, both male and female. 
95. The book was so bad we wrote 95 reasons why we hate it.

Only the Ukrainians

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 00:08:30 -0400

Only the Ukrainians

This is Wicked Pissah'

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:34:34 -0400

I found the following post at the blog of Yellowdog Granny. It makes a whole lot of sense and I think it deserves to be repeated again and again. The more people that read it, the better off this country will be. It points out just how strange the current teabagger rage over health care reform really is. Here is the post:

You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.
You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy.
You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.
You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.
You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.
You didn’t get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war.
You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.
You didn’t get mad when you found out we were torturing people.
You didn’t get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.
You didn’t get mad when we didn’t catch Bin Laden.
You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.
You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans, drown.
You didn’t get mad when we gave a 900 billion tax break to the rich.
You didn’t get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.
You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all okay with you, but helping other Americans…oh hell no!